I am so sorry but I had to post it!!!!!

Someone had some SERIOUS time on their hands!

So think of the song Ice, Ice Baby when you read this!!!

Yo, Texas , Let's kick it!

Ike Ike Baby, Ike Ike Baby

All right
stop, evacuate and listen
Ike is here with some big ambition
People,
close your homes up tightly
It's blowing like a hurricane daily and nightly
Where will it stop? Yo-I don't know
Turn off the lights and let's go
To the coastline Ike rocks like a vandal
Start up the car and watch me
drive like an animal

Dang, hardware store sales boom
Ike's killing
my plans like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, evacuate they tell me
Anyone
left will be charged with a felony
Love it or hate it, you better
get away
Ike will hit the bull's eye, the storm don't play
If you're on
vacation, Yo, Ike stalled it
Check out the eye while the bands revolve it

Hurricane Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby
Hurricane Ike Ike
Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby

Now that the people are jumpin'
With
their stuff packed up and the gas done pumpin'
Quick to the road, to the
road no fakin'
Pass McD's get a burg er with bacon
Burnin' 'em and
follow the symbol
I go crazy when I hear some imbecile
Revving, in a
souped up Pinto
Now I can roll, it's time to crack the window
Rollin' in
my Chevy Tahoe
With my window down, I can feel Ike blow
My laptop's on
standby, Waiting for some Wi-fi
This spot hot? No - and I gotta fly
Kept
on pursuing to the next block
I busted a left and I'm beating the clock
The light was red

Yo -- so I continued to I-37 to San Antonio
Wish I was there in a blink like a jeanie
How I'd love to be sippin' a
martini
Jealous 'cause my girl's living fine
She left yesterday and was
there by nine
Ready to give my homies a call
My homies acting ill
because their car just stalled
Humidity, the air is sticky as hell
Ike's
on his way, the weatherman yells
Moving toward the gulf coast real fast
I'm in my car, can't give it no gas
Bumper to bumper the interstate's
packed
I'm trying to get away before Ike attacks
Police on the scene,
what can it mean?
They hooked me up, now there's another lane free
If
you're on vacation, Yo, Ike stalled it
Check out the eye, while the bands
revolve it

Hurricane Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby
Hurricane
Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby

Yo man, let's get out of here! Word
to your mother!

Author UNKNOWN but surely credit is due!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!